Set just one block from Pappy & Harriet’s and the Red Dog Saloon, Crystal Cowgirl Ranch offers a 2.11-acre retreat at the cultural heart of Pioneertown. Surrounded by ancient boulders, lava buttes, and 360° mountain vistas, the setting delivers a rare mix of natural drama and privacy. At 4, 000 ft elevation, summers are cooler, winters bring light snow that transforms the land into something magical. Minutes from Joshua Tree National Park, the Sand to Snow Monument, and Yucca Valley, the ranch combines world-class location with tranquil desert living. Inside, be the first to experience this brand-new remodel — no one has stayed overnight since completion. The reimagined 2, 698 sq. Ft. Home (3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, plus studio/garage) is a showcase of modern western design, created by renowned Austrian architect Wolfgang Pichler Design. Bathrooms are sculpted in microcement with European fixtures, while the chef’s kitchen flows into the living and dining spaces, anchored by a dramatic double-sided fireplace. The extra-large primary suite offers a private patio and seamless indoor/outdoor bathroom, delivering spa-like comfort framed by desert views. Outdoors, abundant Joshua Trees, mature gardens, and fruit-bearing fig, pomegranate, and mulberry trees create a lush oasis against the desert backdrop. Amenities include multiple fire pits, two outdoor showers, a hot tub, BBQ, and shaded dining zones, with room to add a pool, pickleball court, or equestrian facilities. Zoned SD-RES, it’s ideal for horses or donkeys. The converted garage doubles as a versatile studio space for creative work or guest overflow. The property comes partially furnished, with a fully stocked kitchen, towels, and linens, making it STR-ready from day one. Curated pieces from Rejuvenation, Arhaus, and Pottery Barn, plus Starlink internet and new HVAC, complete the package. A true lifestyle and investment opportunity, the sale also includes Crystal Cowgirl Ranch’s intellectual property — name, logo, photos, website, and Instagram — providing instant branding power for STR success. Crystal Cowgirl Ranch isn’t just a home — it’s a destination, blending architectural artistry, iconic location, and turnkey luxury.
