Feeling overdue for a win? *** Come check out this clean-slate townhouse that’s been lovingly maintained and still radiates that playful 1970s charm. The best part? It’s priced below the county’s assessed value and well under recent neighborhood sales. It’s an inflation-era deal that’s hard to beat. *** Inside, you’ll find a smart layout with a walkout basement, gleaming hardwood floors on the main and upper levels, two fireplaces, and yes, groovy brown paneling, mirrors on the wall, vintage carpet, and the always-essential wet bar for your next retro bash. You might want to plan some updates, but you can move right in and take your time. *** Location-wise, it’s a winner. You’re just a short walk from grocery stores, coffee spots, and casual eats, with quick access to I-66, I-495, Tysons, and the Mosaic District. The West Falls Church Metro is about half a mile away, making trips into DC a breeze. Outdoor lovers will appreciate the nearby W&OD trail, perfect for biking, jogging, or weekend strolls. And the newly developed West Falls area adds even more with fresh markets, hotel options, dining, and wellness spaces. *** So grab your lava lamp, channel your inner disco king or queen, and come claim this blast-from-the-past before someone else boogies away with it. Right on!